IF ONLY PEOPLE KNEW HOW DIFFICULT THE LOVE SCENES WITH KELLY MCGILLIS REALLY WERE.

THANK GOD ICEMAN FLUFFED.








A HETEROSEXUAL IS INCAPABLE OF POSING THIS WAY.
IT'S JUST NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.







TOM , IF YOU CAME OUTTA THE CLOSET YOU'D BE WAY COOLER.

UNTIL YOU DO=DOUCHEBAG HALL FOR YOU