Friday, January 12, 2007

Telus Mobility = Corporate Douchebag Hall of Fame

Telus Mobility

This company is the bane of my existance.
I could write paragraghs of ranting on this truly despicable "company"
Never in my life have i dealt with customer service this bad.

They now have a gentlemen from Pakistan that has almost zero english skills manning their Customer service desk at their head office.
He said that it's horrible and all day everyday irate people storm in livid on their shitty cellphones.
He said that the best part was that he COULDN'T understand what MOST PEOPLE were saying.
I couldn't make this kind of shit up.
oh yeah and the best part is that the ceo/swindler just took home a massive bonus.







Anyone that has had an account/ dealings with these d-bags is smiling right now.




Monday, September 25, 2006

CNN Host? (fuck outta here)

Glenn Beck

His douchebagging is so tight that he's been fast tracked into the Hall of Fame

This disgrace joins Ann Coulter in the "Bitches I'd punch in the face " club

The fact that she has a show on a global television network reflects poorly on humanity and is another one of the many signs that tha Anti-Christ and the Apocalypse are on the way.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Jugglers,Clowns and Mimes



Nice touch on the nose faggot. You forgot to wear the nuts that are usually banging off your chin.
shove that fuckin bike up your ass bitch(look at the only douche paying attention to the clown,*hint*blue shirt

Touched as kids.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Adios Shitstain ,








I wonder if the families fucked over by Kenny Boy have independant observers watching the cremation ?

Monday, July 03, 2006

Pimping your daughters and talking about their tits = douchebag







Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Friday, April 28, 2006



Monica "Pole Smoking" Lewinsky

This non-dry cleaning, dress stain saving skank has found a home here in the Hall.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

For calling on the total annihalation of Israel this clown gets indicted into the hall.
He'll be getting the Saddamn treatment soon enuff.

too bad all the religious extremists couldn"t be sent to greenland to fistfight over who's god's the best.









Friday, March 24, 2006




THIS CLOWN THAT SCREAMS AT THE TV ABOUT THE LATEST STOCK TIP CAN EAT A FAT DICK AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED



Only Germans could worship this faggot.


C"MON MIKE , SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA THIS DOUCHEBAG!!





IF I EVER WALKED THE RED CARPET, I'D BE HARD PRESSED TO NOT PUNCH EITHER OF THESE 2 SKANKS IN THE FACE.



HOW CAN U BE THIS INBRED AND RACIST AT THE SAME TIME ?



FOR TRICKING CHILDREN INTO A DIET THAT IS EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY RONALD GETS INDUCTED INTO THE HALL.


Before you start crying and get your panties in a twist realize that Mr.Huxtable is a wolf in sheeps clothing and there are alot more to the sexual misconduct charges than u might think. Just don't be surprised if u hear more about the Coz in the next few years.


Friday, February 03, 2006

JASON VOORHEES/ FRIDAY THE 13TH

COCKBLOCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE



MIKAEL MYERS / HALLOWEEN

Thursday, February 02, 2006

MORE GEORGE








Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Monday, January 30, 2006

How did you ever elect this?








Sunday, January 22, 2006

THIS JPEG I FOUND WAS TITLED "YOUNG REPUBLICAN"


HAHAHAHA






"WOLFIE"

THIS DOUCHEBAG GOT PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE "WORLD" BANK,

NICE REWARD,


DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU?

IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE TO ME









Friday, January 20, 2006

RICHARD PERLE=greasy,fucking greasy


THIS DOUCHEBAG IS "ALL-TIME"

HE'S EITHER A FUCKING PSYCHO RELIGIOUS NUTJOB,
OR IN CAHOOTS WITH SOME OF THE OTHER DOUCHEBAGS IN THE HALL,




Wednesday, January 18, 2006