Telus Mobility = Corporate Douchebag Hall of Fame

Telus Mobility

This company is the bane of my existance.
I could write paragraghs of ranting on this truly despicable "company"
Never in my life have i dealt with customer service this bad.

They now have a gentlemen from Pakistan that has almost zero english skills manning their Customer service desk at their head office.
He said that it's horrible and all day everyday irate people storm in livid on their shitty cellphones.
He said that the best part was that he COULDN'T understand what MOST PEOPLE were saying.
I couldn't make this kind of shit up.
oh yeah and the best part is that the ceo/swindler just took home a massive bonus.







Anyone that has had an account/ dealings with these d-bags is smiling right now.

CNN Host? (fuck outta here)

Glenn Beck

His douchebagging is so tight that he's been fast tracked into the Hall of Fame

This disgrace joins Ann Coulter in the "Bitches I'd punch in the face " club

The fact that she has a show on a global television network reflects poorly on humanity and is another one of the many signs that tha Anti-Christ and the Apocalypse are on the way.

Jugglers,Clowns and Mimes



Nice touch on the nose faggot. You forgot to wear the nuts that are usually banging off your chin.
shove that fuckin bike up your ass bitch(look at the only douche paying attention to the clown,*hint*blue shirt

Touched as kids.

Link to Adbusters

Adios Shitstain ,








I wonder if the families fucked over by Kenny Boy have independant observers watching the cremation ?

Pimping your daughters and talking about their tits = douchebag

Monica "Pole Smoking" Lewinsky

This non-dry cleaning, dress stain saving skank has found a home here in the Hall.

For calling on the total annihalation of Israel this clown gets indicted into the hall.
He'll be getting the Saddamn treatment soon enuff.

too bad all the religious extremists couldn"t be sent to greenland to fistfight over who's god's the best.

THIS CLOWN THAT SCREAMS AT THE TV ABOUT THE LATEST STOCK TIP CAN EAT A FAT DICK AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED

Only Germans could worship this faggot.

C"MON MIKE , SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA THIS DOUCHEBAG!!

IF I EVER WALKED THE RED CARPET, I'D BE HARD PRESSED TO NOT PUNCH EITHER OF THESE 2 SKANKS IN THE FACE.

HOW CAN U BE THIS INBRED AND RACIST AT THE SAME TIME ?

FOR TRICKING CHILDREN INTO A DIET THAT IS EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY RONALD GETS INDUCTED INTO THE HALL.

Before you start crying and get your panties in a twist realize that Mr.Huxtable is a wolf in sheeps clothing and there are alot more to the sexual misconduct charges than u might think. Just don't be surprised if u hear more about the Coz in the next few years.

JASON VOORHEES/ FRIDAY THE 13TH

COCKBLOCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE



MIKAEL MYERS / HALLOWEEN

MORE GEORGE

How did you ever elect this?

THIS JPEG I FOUND WAS TITLED "YOUNG REPUBLICAN"


HAHAHAHA

"WOLFIE"

THIS DOUCHEBAG GOT PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE "WORLD" BANK,

NICE REWARD,


DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU?

IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE TO ME

RICHARD PERLE=greasy,fucking greasy

THIS DOUCHEBAG IS "ALL-TIME"

HE'S EITHER A FUCKING PSYCHO RELIGIOUS NUTJOB,
OR IN CAHOOTS WITH SOME OF THE OTHER DOUCHEBAGS IN THE HALL,

"I'M SO RONERY"

THIS GUY CREATES BRAINWASHED ROBOTS FASTER THAN OUR CURRENT MAINSTREAM MEDIA.

IF ONLY PEOPLE KNEW HOW DIFFICULT THE LOVE SCENES WITH KELLY MCGILLIS REALLY WERE.

THANK GOD ICEMAN FLUFFED.








A HETEROSEXUAL IS INCAPABLE OF POSING THIS WAY.
IT'S JUST NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.







TOM , IF YOU CAME OUTTA THE CLOSET YOU'D BE WAY COOLER.

UNTIL YOU DO=DOUCHEBAG HALL FOR YOU

PARIS HILTON=GARBAGE

WHAT CIRCUS DID THIS HALFLING FREAK ESCAPE FROM?

Genghis Khan



Ayatollah Khomeini





Rupert Murdoch=Fathered Fox News

DO SOME RESEARCH INTO HENRY BEFORE U ASK ME WHY HE'S IN THE HALL.

PRIMETIME DOUCHEBAG

THIS DOUCHEBAG USED TO MAKE ME LAUGH NOW HE JUST MAKES ME SICK...

WHAT A FUCKING SCUMBAG









General: It's 'fun to shoot some people'


Friday, February 4, 2005 Posted: 1602 GMT (0002 HKT)




WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A three-star Marine general who said it was "fun to shoot some people" should have chosen his words more carefully, the Marine Corps commandant said Thursday.

Lt. Gen. James Mattis, who commanded Marine expeditions in Afghanistan and Iraq, made the comments Tuesday during a panel discussion in San Diego, California.

"Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot," Mattis said, prompting laughter from some military members in the audience. "It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling.

Mattis' press office has not yet responded to a request to answer questions about his comments.
en this nation's security. This is not something we relish, yet we accept it as a reality in our profession of arms."

Early in his career, Mattis served as a rifle and weapons platoon commander as a lieutenant and later a captain. He also commanded assault battalions in Operation Desert Storm and Desert Shield. He was the commander of the 1st Marine Division for the initial attack on Iraq.

DOUCHEBAG

ONLY THESE BITCHES COULD LOSE TO GEORGE BUSH.









don't think i only despise neo-cons.

DICK = APPROPRIATE NAME FOR THIS VILE PIECE OF TRASH















CHENEY ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE DAVID ICKE'S LIZARD THEORY

ANYONE THAT SPAWNS (SHITS OUT) GEORGE W BUSH QUALIFIES AUTOMATICALLY FOR THE HALL













*referring to Hurricane Katrina victims

THIS DOUCHEBAG NEEDS HIS OWN CATEGORY...

CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE DOUCHEBAGS FOR MAKING THE HALL OF FAME